Title : Happy Fun Quake Filename : happy.zip Version : 1.2 Date : 01/18/97 Author : Dick Oliver Email : dicko@netletter.com Credits : Quake TM (C)1996 id Software, Inc. All Rights Reserved Happy Fun Graphics (C)1996 by Dick Oliver Type of Modification -------------------- Graphics and Sounds (including model skins) Deathmatch : hey why not Single Player : yes Quake C : no Sound : yes MDL : yes Graphics : yes Description Etc. ------------------------------- "Hey, everybody, let's play ***Happy Fun Quake!*** Mommy said Quake wasn't nice, but she'll just LOVE this! See the funny clown? What's that he's got in his hands? Why is he pointing it at me? BOINK! BOINK! Oh, dear, is that pretty red color my blood? He must be a nasty bad clown--maybe he'd like to see my new nailgun..." The object of Happy Fun Quake is to collect as many happy smileys as you can. But first, you have to get the clowns to give them up--which they only do when they fall down. (Hint: The double-barrell shotgun is a really nice way to get them to fall down.) Watch out for the puppy doggies, though. They're VERY friendly... have you ever been licked to death? ("Hey, Patches, quit sniffing me there ok?") This is version 1.0 of Happy Fun Quake, which only includes one level (called, you guessed it, "The Happy Fun Place"). If it reminds you of a Slipgate Complex you once visited, you must be imagining things because it really doesn't look anything like it. If you go on to other levels, they'll be just like the regular Unhappy Fun Quake--unless those clowns somehow sneak through that slipgate... To install Happy Fun Quake: 1. Make a directory (folder) within your Quake directory. Why not call it "happy"? 2. Use WinZip or some other Zip utility to put the pak0.pak file from the happy.zip archive into the happy directory. 3. Put a NICE music CD in your drive. You know, Vince Gauraldi, Raffi, Greatest Instrumental Hits of the 1890's, or something like that. 4. Run Quake with the following command: quake -game happy +map e1m1 5. Watch out for Mr. Clown's fun gun! If you're really clever, you can use the models, graphics, and sounds from Happy Fun Quake in your own Quake levels. Just let me know when you do so I can play with them too! ("Now Billy, SHARE that gibbed clown-head with your big brother...") Disclaimer #1: I don't think I did anything Id doesn't want me to do when making Happy Fun Quake, but if I did I'm sorry and I'll mend my evil ways! Just please don't send in the lawyers! Disclaimer #2: Happy Fun Quake is intended for mature audiences only. (Well, okay, immature audiences trapped in mature bodies.) Please don't screw up your kids for life by letting them play with it. p.s. This is version 1.2; the only difference from version 1.0 is that clown heads are now left on the floor when you gib the friendly fellows (these things matter to some people), and I squashed a weird bug that crashed my computer once in a while (I think). --Dick Oliver (dicko@netletter.com)